True/False Game. Make An Assumption About Me In My Ask And I’ll Tell You If Its True Or False. Go.

me when i spread the alien stage brainrot to yet another one of my unsuspecting friends

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

fuck it, fic teaser

Got hit with the writing brain worms, started a brand-new writing project about a post scarcity human explorer group returning to find earth in a military dictatorship and going "dude wtf stop that, shits cringe". behold a snippet of what's to come. Bonus points if you can figure out what other sci-fi civilizations I shamelessly ripped off to mangle together into the Terran Empire and the Andromedan People's Compact.

me when i, when i say something stupid and the uh.. the tumblerers push the dopamine button

ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT

holding my OCs that haven't introjected very carefully so that I can continue to play with my dolls and hope that they do not turn into real boys like Pinocchio

true to the prompt, I ain't saying what my response is. but my outspoken dom/top-ness and my 279 hours in Terra Invicta should make it clear that it's a safe bet to hide your garlic bread.

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

smh my head cuties like you deserve all the nice things and that's an indisputable fact.

Once again on my “I don’t deserve nice things” grind

the cycle

i wake up "reblog this post NOW STOP SCROLLING REBLOG THIS OR YOU'RE A HEARTLESS MONSTER YOU COULD LITERALLY SAVE LIVES IM DISSAPOINTED IN YOU IF YOU DONT IMMEDIATELY REBLOG THIS TO EVERYONE YOU HAVE EVER KNOWN" thanks tumblr, i was looking for something to hate myself for today.

Hello chat

I decided to start writing again, and in the spirit of AuDHD threw out everything i wrote before and started a new project. Now, how do I write a character that isn't in some way shape or form me.

sneezing so hard your chair rolls backwards like a fucking howitzer recoiling