Rb To Tell Prev They're Being So Brave Right Now And Pat Their Head A Little Please

So, yesterday was the Trans Day of Visibility, and at no point was I translucent. I was firmly seeable throughout the entire 24 hours. I can no longer legally deny it, guess I'm a girl now, thems the rules.

"yea im a writer, i do worldbuilding"

*gets one spurt of inspiration, writes ten paragraphs then shrivels up like a dried head of lettuce for another month*

I saw you, you were cute, my neurons activated, I pressed the follow button.

I’ve been gaining a weirdly large amount of followers. What brining you all to me? My neurodivergence? The fact that I’m a useless lesbian who can’t get a gf for the world? Please do tell me why you follow me, I wanna be as weird and annoying as possible to all of you

yes, it is a perfectly normal cisgender desire to get jealous when looking at cute lesbian couples and yearn so hard it physically hurts to be a girl.

sometimes I think to myself, "I should go make some queer friends that are as freaky as I am. go express myself, stop masking, live as my true self, and probably pound someone into the floor".

And then I remember I live in Bumfuck Nowhere Ohio where its social ostracization at best to be anything other than cisgender, straight, and conservative. dang, that sucks.

true to the prompt, I ain't saying what my response is. but my outspoken dom/top-ness and my 279 hours in Terra Invicta should make it clear that it's a safe bet to hide your garlic bread.

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

this poor dude is hanging onto their gender identity by a string and Tumblr is waving scissors in the air like a pitchfork mob

Foxes on the mind

me when i spread the alien stage brainrot to yet another one of my unsuspecting friends

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

sure bestie sure

SOLID, COLD BUTTER; IS WHITE

Melted, warm, soft butter; is yellow