Fundy's Wedding Song: Altar

Reblog is this post if it makes you happy~

(Swear Warning)

"Don't do it." Nightmare said sternly. "I'm gonna do it." Cross said, looking down from the balcony. "DO A BACKFLIP!" Killer yelled.

They were having a nice day, playing in the pool, Nightmare on the side lines because water hates him, when suddenly, Killer tells Cross he should jump off the balcony and into the pool.

Cross, thinking it was a good idea, went up to the balcony. "I'M GONNA DO A BACKFLIP!" Cross yelled. "No Babe STaY tHERE!-" Nightmare yelled at Cross, teleporting to the balcony. "Fucking JuMp oFf ThE rOoF iNstEaD yOu cOwArD!" Error said. "Guys?!"

"Cross, my baby, my love, If you jump off I'm not giving you cuddles." Nightmare said. Cross thought. "Sacrifies must be made-"

"Cross ⁿo-"

"Cross yes."

And then he jumped off.

And here we are, at the hospital.

"What the fuck did I tell you?"

"Not...to do it?"

"And what did you do?"

"A backflip."

"...."

"Cross I think he means-"

"No no let him figure it out."

"And jumped off the balcony and hit the concrete instead of the pool....."

"Exactly."

"I'mmmmm sorry baaaabbbbeeeee."

"Why is he slurring?" Killer asked.

"It's the morphine, dumbass." Horror said to Killer.

"I know you are Cross." Nightmare said, holding his lover's hand.

"So is he gonna die or not?"

"LUST?!"

"I'M JUST ASKING!"

"YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WITH HORROR-!"

"NO SHIT HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!"

"Niiiiigggghhhtttt.... tell them to stop yeelllling."

"Stop yelling."

"..."

"..."

"But you started it Nightmare-"

"Shh no talking. Get out."

"Niiiigggghhhhhttttt. I looooovvvveeeee yooouuuu."

"I know, Cross. I love you too, Cross."

"So does that mean cuddles?"

"Absolutely not, I'm a man of my word."

"F u c k ."

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Don't ask I'm on a sugar high and shipping spree XD

I literally just came up with this idea

@nightmarexcross

So yea hope you enjoy my shitposting

DON'T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT

@nightmarexcross

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"Cross." A deep voice said from behind him. Cross freezes in his tracks. "Hi, Boss." He said as cheerful as he could be, turning around to face the King of Negativity.

Nightmare was unamused. Cross was trying to sneak out of the castle. While he could leave when ever he wanted as long as he isn't on a mission or punishment, it was always very odd. Especially at 3:00 a.m in the morning. "Where are you going?" Nightmare asked, raising a bonebrow.

"Just to look at the lovely night sky! Isn't the darkness lovely?!" Cross asked, with the biggest, fakest smile on his face. "It is. And you are a horrible liar, Cross. Something's bothering you. I can tell. This is the fifth time this week I've cause you up around this time." Nightmare stated.

Cross hadn't thought about how Nightmare can literally feel emotions. "Well maybe I just wanna leave the castle at odd times." Cross said, his smiling turning into a grin. Nightmare could tell something was off. Cross had bags under his eyesockets. He looked exhausted. "You can leave in the morning. You need rest. I can't have you functioning horribly on mission because you haven't slept.

[Oof so it didnt save and I gave up]

*inhales* OK. I DONT. USUALLY RANT. BUT. THIS. TICKS ME OFF SO MUCH. LIKE HOLY MACARONI AND CHEESE FUCK.

LIKE. EXCUSE ME? NON OF THIS IS ACCURATE?

Anyways, this post is just going to be debunking a whole lot of UTMV fandom stereo types and assumptions that have gone on for way to long.

As a totally cool person (unfortunately they don’t have tumblr) says,

“Underswap - Undertale but swapped and is NOTHING related to what the fandom did to fuck it up. So shut the fuck up.

(Cipher says: not to mention Underswap sans is not a dumbass marshmallow with a bow the size of a planet. He’s a two dimensional character with moral conflict, wants, needs, desires, dislikes, and beliefs.)

Underfell - If you can read and actually have a fucking brain, you can find the Underfell Tumblr and read the fuck up on Underfell's backstory. The characters are not just one-dimensional assholes. They have established personalities and not everything they do is on the evil/asshole line.

Underlust - Oh, where do I start with this? *ahem* It's not completely porn like 90% of this god damn fucking fandom thinks. Like in the case for Underfell, have you actually read its fucking backstory? Have you actually read the comics the creator made before she left the fandom? I think not. Underlust may have NSFW themes in it, but that's not all it is. The characters the creator could work on DO have personality, wants, needs, motives, you are just one of the many people who judge a book by its cover and give no effort to read up on what it really is so you can write something accurate about it.

Also, Undertail is the AU that is nothing but porn. Get your fucking facts straight, you half eaten head of lettuce.

Swapfell and Fellswap - Swapfell is Underswap given the Fell treatment. Fellswap is Underfell given the Swap treatment. Learn the difference, cause there's definitely fucking several.

Flowerfell - NOT a fucking Frans fanfiction, it's just Underfell with a couple major fucking differences that are flower curse related. This AU comes from a fanfiction called Overgrowth that the author deleted because nobody in this fucking fandom has the spine to be decent fucking people. There's NO Frans written in the story, it just has a Frisk that just so happens to be aged up FOR THE SAKE OF THE STORY, NOT A GOD DAMN SHIP. Leave this AU alone. It's been through enough bullshit.”

while that Instagram post may have been a joke on their end, there are tons of people in the fandom that can, will, and do believe all of this. It’s time to stop this, because the creators of these aus have suffered for WAY. TOO. LONG.

I’m not going to put this person’s name here, because I don’t want them to get attacked by morons who think they “know better”

ALSO: FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THIS. PLEASE, PLEASE DO. THESE POOR CREATORS HAVE SUFFERED LONG ENOUGH.

Yandere!Nightmare x Cross.

Warning: Gore, graphic

"Cross my love... don't hide from me.~" Nightmare said. His tentacles were covered in blood of Cross' friends.

Cross was shaking. He was hiding behind a dumpster in an alleyway. You see, Nightmare had murdered everyone. Horror, Ink, Error, Killer, Lust, even Dream. They were all dead. Blood was everywhere. The town was massacred. Cross could see someone's head torn off. He could see the neck bone, how the eyes were wide, how the lips where ripped off. How the blood poured.

Nightmare could sense emotions, but this time it was harder. He wasn't sane and fear came from every direction, making it almost impossible to find him.

Cross was holding Ink when he died a very brutal death. Ink was hit over and over again, being healed, then hurt over again, until Nightmare snapped his neck.

Cross couldn't help. He was to busy trying to break free from his chains. And he did. He managed to cut a tentacle off, allowing him to hold Ink before he dusted. Nightmare's tentacle regrew of course, and Cross ran.

Of course people tried to stop Nightmare. But they couldn't. Error put up quite the fight. Error was the last friend Cross saw alive. Although he heard a very loud snap a few minutes prior.

The town's folks screamed, attacked, hid, and died. Cross Chara wasn't responding. "Oh Cross~ Where are you my love? I promise I won't hurt you unless you make me." Nightmare sang.

Cross' closed were a crimson red. The dumpster Cross was hiding behind moved. Crosby's eyes widened and tears fell. Nightmare smiled and healed down. "P-PleAsE- d-D-d-dOn'T hUrT mE!" Cross sobbed. "Oh love... I would never hurt you~ Come home with me...." Nightmare ordered, his eyes softening at the sight of Cross.

"Y-YOu'rE INSANE!" Cross shouted, hitting Nightmare, trying to get away from him. But he couldn't. Nightmare frowned.

Snap.

Cross screamed in pain has his leg was broken. "I didn't want to do that love.... but you left me no choice." Nightmare said. Cross cried harder, his vision blurring. Nightmare pressed their mouths together. He only pressed harder when Cross didn't kiss back. Cross whimpered and slowly kissed back. Nightmare pulled away, satisfied, and picked up Cross, holding him in his arms.

"Let's go home my love."

the idea of Poof being jealous of Foop and Sammy being together, and also Goldie is there. based loosely on this frame:

Nothing about us without us.  Image description: [pale purple and yellow background with dark text] This April, don’t support an organization that harms autistic people. [crossed out logo for Autism Speaks] Support one built by autistic people, for autistic people. [logos for the Autistic Self Advocacy Network and the Autism Women’s Network]

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It's just a sketch, but I've never actually drawn driller and it's my otp-

I actually needed this break from identity crisis

I HATE THESE MEN

'On Monday we met and you took me home.

You gave me a family of friends you see, and I loved you all equally.

Well that isn't true actually. I liked one more than the rest. And it was you. You were so charming. So funny. So smart. So strong and so cool. And you cared about me. You cared about others too.

People say you have bad heart and that you're cruel amd vain. But they don't know the real you.

On Tuesday you grabbed my arm and pulled me aside. I had dropped a glass on the floor shattered. I was scared for a bit. But you gave me a Dustpan and told be to hold still. You took a broom and sweeper it up. You didn't yell or hit. You were... nice.

You told be to be more careful, that I could have hurt myself. And you cared.

On Wednesday, I felt weak. I felt like falling over. The whole left side of me felt weak and tired. You picked me up and you carried me to my bedroom, which took a while because we lived in a castle. He tucked me to sleep, and stayed a bit. You got a book out. I had reached out for your hand and you smiled. You took my hand and held it as a fell asleep.

Apparently Killer walked in when I was asleep. He would always tease me about this. I found it funny. You didn't. That made it better.

On Thursday, Error confided in me about his crush. I remember taking his hands and pulling him close. You walked in on us. We swore it was nothing and that it wasnt what it looked like. You weren't so sure though. You seemed... jealous? In fact you didn't put us in any missions after that.

On Friday you were sick. You caught a cold from Dust. I made you some soup and you thanked me. I liked it. The way you smiled at me. It was lovely. You looked a little different because you were sick. Well really different actually but... I still liked you the same. You were the same person no matter what you looked like.

You said you like how brave and courageous I was. I blushed and shook it off. Telling you I wasnt brave or courageous. You smiled and rolled your eyes. Before you fell asleep you said you loved me. What did you mean by that?

On Saturday you were better and I was glad. We watched a movie. A horror movie. Lust and Killer were scared shitless. Killer and Lust were clutching onto each other. And I was scared too. But I wanted you to think I was brave. But you pulled me closer and said it was okay to be scared. Right. I was stupid. You could feel emotions.

You liked the darkness. It was always dark. We all fell asleep after the fourth movie. Well expect for me amd you. I was on your shoulder and you were on your phone. We laughed at something we saw. You turned your phone off and the only thing I could see was your cyan eyelight. You pressed our mouths together.

On Sunday I was nervous. I was so scared for you. You were in a bad fight with your brother. You said you loved me with all your heart before you went unconscious.

A month later I slept in your bed, praying you would come home okay. We were the same. Error would lead us and we even made a truce with your brother.

In fact him and Killer are together. Did you know that? I'm sure you did.

Half a year later the doctors said it would be a miracle if you woke up. Thing was I was too emotional. I was sick a lot. Then I went to the doctor and it turns out i was pregnant. You're the only one I let into my life. I knew it was yours. I prayed amd prayed. You deserved to meet your kid.

A year later we got news. We were visiting you. All of us. Even your son. I called him Incubux. I think you'd like him. The doctor thought you would wake up. Our son was a few months old.

A few months old. He looked a lot like you. I was excited. Finially you would meet your son.

But you never woke up. You took your last breathe when our son was seven. We were by your sighed and you turned to dust. I never got to tell you I loved you back. But you knew. Incubux is fifteen now. I'm over it now. I still love you. But I dont cry tears of sadness when I remember you. But tears of joy.

Our son has a boyfriend. Error's kid. Oh. Error and Ink got married. So did Killer and Dream actually. Most of us did. Dust and Blueberry, Horror and Lust, SwapLust and Swapfell, but not me. Maybe in another life we can get married.

I'm writing this letter to you, Nightmare. I know how much you liked to read, so I tried to make it worth it. When ever I look at our son I see you. And I know you're watching us.

I'll join you soon. You see, I'm dying. Our son still young. I've made a will. Dream gets our son. I know you would want that. I have a few months left to live. And I'm going to spend each thinking about you. I've made several letters, and I'll give them all to you.

All my love, Cross.'

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This made ME tear up a bit.

Crossmare angst bro. @nightmarexcross