The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational Invited Readers To Take Any Word From The Dictionary, Alter

It's almost 2 a.m. my time and I am so upset right now, I could have added this really cool scene I just thought of into my Kingsman fic!

Imagine Roxy just being her awesome self but she breaks character for a minute because someone brought a dog to the party and she just has to go and at least say hello, maybe pet it a bit, and Merlin can't even be mad because my man freaking LOVES dogs

I need to do a thing at some point, ugh

Writers, please, please, please, I am begging you

I know we don't vibe with Mary Sues, and I know we like watching characters fail...

But if your character is the world's best assassin, they shouldn't be botching nearly every single step of every single job just because the plot demands it. If your character is one of the greatest fighters to ever live, they can't badly lose every single fight the plot throws at them and then barely win the final confrontation. If your character is a competent military strategist, they need at least a few small successes during the course of the plot. If your character is an experienced leader, they can't be constantly making the kind of missteps that realistically would cause their subordinates to lose confidence in them.

If your character is good at something. Show them being good at it.

Fandoms

MY FANDOMS!

There are too many to write down so I'm going to just go off the top of my head and write them in the tags. It's possible I may have forgotten some, so feel free to ask me for some that you're curious about. If I do, I'll add them here, but if not I'll let you know. That doesn't mean I won't write for them if you request, but it will definitely take longer than those I'm familiar with.

Also, guys, please be aware that some things make me uncomfortable to write. I'll make a post for it, but keep that in mind before sending in your requests. Aside from that, go ham!

Fandoms I write for:

-Kingsman

-Naruto

-Harry Potter

-American Horror Story

-Avatar: The Last Airbender

-Marvel

-DC

-Soul Eater

-Disney

-Pixar

-Vampire Academy (I can feel y'all judging me but LISTEN I had so much hatred for romance when I was younger that I rewrote the whole thing without any pairings, my writing was AWFUL please just trust that I have learned from that experience)

-Narnia (half my knowledge of Narnia though is in French so please don't mind me going through bookstores to find them in English lol, oh and the movies too)

-Resident Evil (if you guys request the live action movies, y'all getting automatic crack unless specified otherwise, I don't care, I will ship Alice with Nemesis so DO be on your guard)

Other Fandoms:

-Homestuck

-RWBY

-Oathbreaker

-Supernatural

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Ouran Highschool Host Club

-Step Up

-Star Wars

-Sandman

-Matrix

-Candyman

-Dune

-The Umbrella Academy

this is the future liberals want

Like if you love girlcock and want to feel a girls dick filling you up and shooting load after load of hot cum deep inside you until you're nothing but a cum-drunk fucksleeve.

Reblog if you're disgusted by the US prison industrial complex and think the government should amend the constitution hereby banning slavery in totality, none of this "except as punishment" bullshit set out in the 13th amendment, because no one, not even prisoners, should be slaves.

Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.

 You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.

 Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

i really really hate liberals who do volunteering for orgs that help the homeless and then write thinkpieces about how a lot of homeless people are very educated and hardworking and its not at all their fault that theyre unhoused like. even if ur hypothetical homeless person is addicted to every drug abused their whoever commited many crimes and their situation is every bit their fault. no one deserves to live on the street.

I love Aang’s relationship with literally everyone

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something