Angrily Ranting To Him And Begging Him To Take Me Back Isn't Enough I Need To Open Up His Head

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

I hate when people don't know that Hector 100% knew exactly who he was killing when he killed Patroclus.

Tiny rat doodle (sorry for messy colouring lol)

Thanks for the tag, @reallyangryhawk and @jaysbrainsalad !

Tagging @matwine , @adlib-art , and anyone who wants to do this hehe (no pressure tho)

This is probably the most accurate picrew of me ever so I’m starting a chain!

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So my class took a class picture and for a girls only picture , the teacher who photographed us asks us to, like, hug the person next to us from the back and lean to them and the girl next to me is my crush aaaaaa

Sunset :3

I love the Hannibal novels but some of the fans need to learn about fandom etiquette I'm sorry 💀

I just bought some brush markers so here's some of my lettering :D

(yup, it's another quote from nicc)

WIBTA if I messed up the count's ritual on purpose so I could bring my partner back to life?

I (20sX) am a mage hired by the count (30s-40sM) who rules over my region to help find a cure for a plague that has been dooming all of us for quite a while.

There have been many victims of the plague, including my (soon no longer) deceased partner, and the count himself. As he grows more desperate, he asked me to perform a ritual involving the major arcana (like, the actual figures represented by the cards) which would transfer his soul and conscience to The Fool's body.

However, I have a better idea. What if I used the ritual to resurrect my partner instead? I mean, it's a selfish thing to do, but to do it for the count would be equally selfish thing on his side, and besides, he was the one who brought the plague here and no one actually liked his snobby, selfish ass, so.. would I really be the asshole if I were to bring my partner back to life by messing with the ritual and let that count die?

Thinking about putting a self insert in my story.. hmmm..