Spoopy Season Safety

never forget that despite being the younger of two shows by 2 years, ninjago has more seasons than rupauls drag race.

never forget that despite only airing in 2011, ninjago has been around longer than the official legalization of gay marriage in the u.s..

never forget that despite only being 12 years old, ninjago has lasted longer than the confederacy.

Another day of successfully making stranger cries on the internet

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

why is there two of them...

Language barrier? I don't even know 'er!

Saint Paul Public Library, I am begging you to make this real

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

U.S. congressman ralph norman stating he hopes bats go extinct, just earlier this week as he voted against endangered species protections.

His office, where you can have statements or messages passed on to him:

(202) 225-5501

Just had a dream that I poured a hot drink on the lap of some guy for saying something racist (helpfully censored by the dream). He lost his shit and was going to call the cops on me for assault, to which I said “Go ahead… I can escape from this world and from all consequence. I am beyond your retribution.” I then crossed my arms, ascended into the air, and woke myself up just as sirens blared nearby.