Um, No I Didn't Eat The Last Slice Of Pizza... *loud Booming "DECEPTION LEVEL UP"* Ignore That

rocekt launcher wow (it took so long there is a GOOD reason people simplify her design lol)

What a terrible omen you are

I don't have a picture but a saw 2 bees i

i saw 2 bunnies hanging out last night

this is big

I love messing with the button that reversed time for 5 seconds

I loooove the time loop

Only a real bitch would eat mini marshmallows

Found that over at mastodon

NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

Yippppeeeee

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

Breaking news! Chat gpts owner reveals that their software was in fact not AI but rather thousands of tiny goblins typing at insane speeds.

"I mean we thought you all knew that gpt stood for goblin (silent p)pwrites text" - someone probably

The goats must go to the goat dungeon for their horrific goat crimes