I Love Messing With The Button That Reversed Time For 5 Seconds

Omg it's called solitaire because solitary

*muffled angry screaming of the iPhone/android high volume warning*

someone needs to remind me to turn down my music sometimes istg

One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries

Didn't realise it swung both ways

Nearly hit myself in the face with a bisexual door

I mean I'm aiming to be a horrific form of shapeless mass but I'd take being a hot girl

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

Thyne ass is flat and thyne spells aren't potent

Silly girl :3

I was looking for the corner and then giggled

Right to bear arms? They don't have arms, just 4 legs and a cute lil nose