If I Was An Old God Returning To The Mortal Plane I Would Play 'the Boys Are Back In Town's As I Descend

Ignore any adage that uses an example, got it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

Ich finde die booben schrecklich

"the boob on ich plague." -a german person with chest dysphoria.

I dont want people to find this

Oh my! Scandalous! 😳

They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

I screamed into the void and it didn't answer, what now?

Ever heard of a cruton?

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

Reblogging the same post as a mutual is like a bonding experience I think

I mean I'm aiming to be a horrific form of shapeless mass but I'd take being a hot girl

Ah a new piece of media I like, in the DnD campaign it goes