Amazeballs

the pornographic distinction between the Futa (woman with penis; dominant, top) and the Femboy (effeminate man; submissive, bottom) is fascinating.

Hoopa

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

*Caffeinated: +2 bonus to all stats, when the effect ends become lethargic giving all stats a -2 penalty and reducing your movement speed to half*

Why can my internal monologue think about how it likes itself to be quiet and yet it cannot shut up ever?

Gods I wish

blunt force feminization

You are immune to propaganda

You are immune to propaganda

You are immune to propaganda

I saw 3 lights in a reflection and thought shit I must be seeing triple, turns out I was standing under a lamp with 3 lightbulbs

craving the kind of intimacy that requires surgical tools

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig