Hoopa

Personally if I was Sun Tzu I'd have put a bunch of bulshit in my book, after all, war is based on telling the truth

I put my hand into a lovely, lovely pile of fluffy looking metal shavings expecting them to be soft and gentle, but no! I am forsaken and backstabbed and now I have cuts on my hand :(

Oh I see what this is, your tricking me into getting a fursona (cat)

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

He looks like a pinata

had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out

Nice but where's the first person in the second panel?

it gets better

Mods! Apply the wavy filter to his ass

I'm feeling arid right now

Happy internet friend day

And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry