Nice But Where's The First Person In The Second Panel?

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

People that work in customer service shudder in fear of the earth devouring worm

everyday I'm super happy that the enormous earth devouring worm still doesn't know how to get to the service yet. I hope he stays lost down there eating fuck all going in random circles until the end of time

yuri between a cicada girl and her molted husk girl

I think tech support should be allowed to act like that

Mice if that fucker Issac Newton didn't screw everything up for us

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

Want my little ring of mushrooms

I'm full of so much joy right now and there's nothing I could post without sounding like woodland pixie dancing on a toadstool. playing a viola or some shit. we're talking whimsidaisical, I know cringe is dead but this could revive it. I'm frighteningly close to talking like a leprechaun. instead I'm just going to be happy without posting about it. I'm doing this for your own safety

Why are vampires and witches always depicted eating babies? Wouldn't an adult have more nutrients?

Chatgpt loves under the quaint stone bridge

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Technically every rat is in fact a bastard