Yeah So I Might Have Met A Genie And Wished To Raise The Average Height By 2ft, Yeah -=- Sorry To That

YoU dO PsYchIc dAMaGe By rEpEatInG evErYtHinG yOUr FoE sAyS in An aNNoYingLy stUpId VoIcE

New DnD Spell

Perpetual Vicious Mockery

You do psychic damage by just repeating everything your foe says in an annoyingly stupid voice

If I was an old god returning to the mortal plane I would play 'the boys are back in town's as I descend

I vote that we let everyone shapeshift

Victorian period drama but they say modern slang

People that work in customer service shudder in fear of the earth devouring worm

everyday I'm super happy that the enormous earth devouring worm still doesn't know how to get to the service yet. I hope he stays lost down there eating fuck all going in random circles until the end of time

The solution is a missile launcher

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Some idiot in a car was speeding. On a bus lane. Right in front of a bus stop. Through a bus-sized puddle of dirty snow water.

Everyone on the bus stop got covered in wet snow

My face is dirty

There's snow in my hair

My pants are wet and cold

I still have to go to uni

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

I just finished the 2 things I was doing (half life and murder drones) what do I even do now

Ignore any adage that uses an example, got it

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”

The pyramid schemer sounds like a batman villain