If You Have To Put A Generation Curse On Someone Then Make Sure There's Some Way Of Breaking It After

I saw 3 lights in a reflection and thought shit I must be seeing triple, turns out I was standing under a lamp with 3 lightbulbs

Reblogging the same post as a mutual is like a bonding experience I think

Pocket full of sunshine, no gravel

Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -

George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket?  It listens to you all the time?

Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture.  So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-

Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?

You'll never catch me not giving something a fair and honest attempt unless I'm slightly sleepy

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

New PNGtuber progress

I am very busy with many things at the moment, one of which is new PNGtuber models. Since I love Portal, I figured I would make one specifically for when I'm playing the Portal games on stream. I'm quite happy with how this one is turning out even though it's only the "not talking" frame at the moment

They broke?

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you

Right to bear arms? They don't have arms, just 4 legs and a cute lil nose

THANKS A TONNE GARY