Python Is Objectively The Worst Programming Language Because Sometimes You Have To Type Something Like

Hat how many ultimate life forms there are in media

Ever heard of a cruton?

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

No fictional character don't tell your friend "were/I'm not going to hurt you" they will 100% misinterpret it as you thinking of hurting them!!!

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

I'm 40% penis

WIZARDS!!!

If you like casting *Flesh to Stone*

Then you will surely love *Stone to Flesh*

Give life to a cliff today!

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

They're there for moral support

Baby chameleons help eliminate fruit flies

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No-no *puts down crowbar*

Bro did youreally just breach the sanctity of my domain