Groundhog day sequel where they realize they're in a time loop because of their Duolingo streak
I want to download an app but I only want to because I saw an advert for it so I can't because I don't want capitalism to think it can play those mind games on me
Nope I can actually do everything perfectly first try
horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
Oh my! Scandalous! 😳
You are immune to propaganda
You are immune to propaganda
You are immune to propaganda
Ever heard of a cruton?
bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
Oh I see what this is, your tricking me into getting a fursona (cat)
Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
They can be scary or cute depending on what the situation demands
People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this
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