Nope I Can Actually Do Everything Perfectly First Try

Imagining my fucked up villain tower right there

Storm at Saturn's north pole

Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill

Hoopa

every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

*Caffeinated: +2 bonus to all stats, when the effect ends become lethargic giving all stats a -2 penalty and reducing your movement speed to half*

Mine is a red panda so like equally cute?

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

I want cooking show where eating it gives them amsive knockers now

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

What if mine only cleaves mashed potato

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

Mice if that fucker Issac Newton didn't screw everything up for us

NASA putting mice in zero-g environments is one of the funniest fucking tests anyone has ever done and I hate having to hand that to them. Put those beasts in a situation.

Firearms? Yeah they are pretty cool