I Just Won The Game

All these piracy guides and I still have no idea how to sail

Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

I wanna see his ass but I don't even know how to play solitaire

What a terrible omen you are

Like some kind of fish I've been tricked by the fake eye patches on orcas/killer whales

*muffled angry screaming of the iPhone/android high volume warning*

someone needs to remind me to turn down my music sometimes istg

My empire is prosperous and my ass is fat

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

The goats must go to the goat dungeon for their horrific goat crimes

If I was an old god returning to the mortal plane I would play 'the boys are back in town's as I descend