TMI Buddy TMI

Has anyone ever told you that your mouth looks like a little moustache

And all the other slimes and girls ofc

Give all the Gelatinous Cubes massive great badonkahonkalonkas.

They deserve a treat.

Bug

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!

Why's no one talking about the last one

I saw 3 lights in a reflection and thought shit I must be seeing triple, turns out I was standing under a lamp with 3 lightbulbs

In the future everything is chrome

What if we go to space and aliens are real but they're just like generic elf people

A squeaky, red, luscious, clown nose

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose