Hey Baby Girl Wanna (incoherent) Spider Legs?

I'm going to extrapolate the shit out of you

DnD creature ide: the uncommoner

You must be a traveler from a dope ass land

and on the pedestal, these words appear:

"My name is Ozymandias--hope you're enjoying my kickass sculpture of two vast and trunkless legs of stone and a shattered visage! I built it in this desert to prove an important point about Society

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

No one told me how much braces would make me miss eating apples

If you have to put a generation curse on someone then make sure there's some way of breaking it after an ancestor learns their lesson

I mean I'm aiming to be a horrific form of shapeless mass but I'd take being a hot girl

God just one more semi colon; im sure it'll fix the description this time