Yippee

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

5 posts!

This is the greatest moment of my life

Why can my internal monologue think about how it likes itself to be quiet and yet it cannot shut up ever?

Omg it's called solitaire because solitary

The sounds say I'm 112

Sounds gay, I’m in

always down for it tbh

(im gonna hit the close askbox button as soon as im done uploading these)

"Blushing Bridget and a Stunning Samus"

Happy trans day of visibility! Dont forget to don your thigh-highs and squeeze your blåhaj tight! In all seriousness it's so important now more than ever for us to be seen and known. To all my trans siblings out there, know that you are loved and understood 🏳️‍⚧️

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How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

Evil evil evil

3d model of yourself thinking of something to 3d model

i kinda wanna fuckennnnnnn model something but idk what and uhh im so fucking mreow and oh shit i should take my meds huh anyway gonna make a 3d model of my meds :3

Call me Prometheus the way I gave the gift of fire to that orphanage