Hell Yeah

Scrolling down and only seeing the second sticky note before scrolling back up was perfect

How does this even come up in a dream

Injecting frozen rat blood into people’s veins made them hallucinate.

Casting identify voids your warranty

A magic store where an incredibly powerful being sells untested magic items for shits and giggles. The players get extreme discounts, but they also don't know exactly what the magic items will do, only getting descriptions of appearance and the shopkeeper's notes on what they made the item from. Some items are explained more than others. Some are obvious in function, some are a puzzle to even activate.

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Love when the Eldritch horror is like a little silly

Bad priorities

A squeaky, red, luscious, clown nose

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

Oh I see what this is, your tricking me into getting a fursona (cat)

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

I see you

Not if I have anything to say about it

guys I think we're all going to be ok