Not If I Have Anything To Say About It

The cool pants double your likes

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

A pumpkin is basically a mammal to me

Buddy if you're omnipresent that means your in my balls

Amazeballs

so nice you see him twice

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries

Saving this for later use

101 evil schemes for dnd from the dragon magazine annual from 2000

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

You wont catch me making a DND character that's a normal well adjusted person, wild magic sorcerer, goblins and derro will be all I play!