Buddy If You're Omnipresent That Means Your In My Balls
Buddy if you're omnipresent that means your in my balls
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Why can my internal monologue think about how it likes itself to be quiet and yet it cannot shut up ever?
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if you have not drank any water yet today, this is your daily reminder that you are so cute. You're so pretty. Don't let anyone let you think you aren't beautiful. keep sparkling on, superstar
Technically every rat is in fact a bastard
Ever heard of a cruton?
bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.
I want cooking show where eating it gives them amsive knockers now
Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.
No fictional character don't tell your friend "were/I'm not going to hurt you" they will 100% misinterpret it as you thinking of hurting them!!!
I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak
creature
RPG idea: a frog merchant who purchases rare insects from the party, making a great deal out of how tasty they are
