The Crab King Has Weak Lil Legs And You Won!!!

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

I love the little guy

quick isopod/rolly polly doodle featuring my bad digital art skills

What I have done with birds. 1907.

Internet Archive

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

I HATE HIGHSCHOOL WHY DOES MATH HAVE TO BE SO HARD

No boop meter :(

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?

I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents

Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.

would you rather live in a sand castle with crab citizens or a castle made of dirt with worms

Sand castle with crab citizens