definitelynotavampire12

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19 year anniversary

No boop meter :(

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

I hope you break your phone

:(

have a nice day!!!

You too!

Are you a vampire

Nope

Definitely not

You've come a long way.

TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?

I don't use pinterest very often

@piney-45 @lyssified @thxnks4themrms @lucithecrow @magical-grrrl-mavis

first five pics on your Pinterest feed is your vibe xx

@oceanblvdbabe @cokebitch @stargirlanthem @s33th1ngg @vivs-soul @avelona @a-daisys-secret @blue-dollie @ballerinainterrupted

And anyone else who wants to join xx

I LOVE GARLIC

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents

Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.

Do you like

Yes

I'm definitely not one

But I'm still reblogging

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

ASFGDHSHGDHSGFFGSHDH

AHHHHHGGH I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDD I LOVE OCTOBER!!!!

I HATE HIGHSCHOOL WHY DOES MATH HAVE TO BE SO HARD

broski, what is the best season?

Broski, it's winter by far

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!

all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks

I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever

oh no

the crab king is EVIL (he has become a crab dictator)

the crab peoples are powerless and frightened

Oh no!

I'll fight the crab king

Thank you for the tag!!!

It's going to be okay, but it's going to be different

- That one dog in a chair underwater

@piney-45 @lyssified @tealeafstew @techsharkie

Was tagged by @jade-efflorescence — give a color palette, a nice quote, and a song rec; then tag 10 other beautiful Tumblrinas

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” —Vincent Van Gogh

tagging: @thatscarletflycatcher @thejonderettegirl @magpie-trove @ealyserose @livinginamovieivewatched @itstimetogo @chrispy-cronchy @bluecastlemistawis

would you rather live in a sand castle with crab citizens or a castle made of dirt with worms

Sand castle with crab citizens

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

What I have done with birds. 1907.

Internet Archive

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)