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TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

I HATE HIGHSCHOOL WHY DOES MATH HAVE TO BE SO HARD

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

What I have done with birds. 1907.

Internet Archive

Are you a vampire

Nope

Definitely not

broski, what is the best season?

Broski, it's winter by far

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)

I'm definitely not one

But I'm still reblogging

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone