Broski, What Is The Best Season?

I LOVE GARLIC

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)

oh no

the crab king is EVIL (he has become a crab dictator)

the crab peoples are powerless and frightened

Oh no!

I'll fight the crab king

the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!

all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks

I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever

What I have done with birds. 1907.

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I don't use pinterest very often

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first five pics on your Pinterest feed is your vibe xx

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And anyone else who wants to join xx

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe