Mitosis?

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AHHHHHGGH I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDD I LOVE OCTOBER!!!!

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

I LOVE GARLIC

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!

all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks

I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

broski, what is the best season?

Broski, it's winter by far

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

Thank you for the tag!!!

It's going to be okay, but it's going to be different

- That one dog in a chair underwater

@piney-45 @lyssified @tealeafstew @techsharkie

Was tagged by @jade-efflorescence — give a color palette, a nice quote, and a song rec; then tag 10 other beautiful Tumblrinas

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” —Vincent Van Gogh

tagging: @thatscarletflycatcher @thejonderettegirl @magpie-trove @ealyserose @livinginamovieivewatched @itstimetogo @chrispy-cronchy @bluecastlemistawis

I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents

Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.