Are You A Vampire?

the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!

all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks

I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever

You've come a long way.

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

What I have done with birds. 1907.

Internet Archive

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

ASFGDHSHGDHSGFFGSHDH

AHHHHHGGH I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDD I LOVE OCTOBER!!!!

broski, what is the best season?

Broski, it's winter by far

TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?