I Hope You AND Your Phone Are In Good Health

I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents

Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.

Are you a vampire

Nope

Definitely not

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe

No boop meter :(

Do you like

Yeah

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)

Do you like

Yes

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.