:))

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

Do you like

Yes

would you rather live in a sand castle with crab citizens or a castle made of dirt with worms

Sand castle with crab citizens

Are you a vampire

Nope

Definitely not

What I have done with birds. 1907.

Internet Archive

oh no

the crab king is EVIL (he has become a crab dictator)

the crab peoples are powerless and frightened

Oh no!

I'll fight the crab king

Thank you for the tag!!!

It's going to be okay, but it's going to be different

- That one dog in a chair underwater

@piney-45 @lyssified @tealeafstew @techsharkie

Was tagged by @jade-efflorescence — give a color palette, a nice quote, and a song rec; then tag 10 other beautiful Tumblrinas

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” —Vincent Van Gogh

tagging: @thatscarletflycatcher @thejonderettegirl @magpie-trove @ealyserose @livinginamovieivewatched @itstimetogo @chrispy-cronchy @bluecastlemistawis

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

I HATE HIGHSCHOOL WHY DOES MATH HAVE TO BE SO HARD