Oh No

I love the little guy

quick isopod/rolly polly doodle featuring my bad digital art skills

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

can you put vampire inside me

Neigh

TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

What I have done with birds. 1907.

Internet Archive

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe

I HATE HIGHSCHOOL WHY DOES MATH HAVE TO BE SO HARD

I LOVE GARLIC

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly