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the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!

all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks

I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever

19 year anniversary

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe

oh no

the crab king is EVIL (he has become a crab dictator)

the crab peoples are powerless and frightened

Oh no!

I'll fight the crab king

can you put vampire inside me

Neigh

No boop meter :(

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99