Reblog If It’s Ok For People To Give You $599.99

Do you like

Yeah

would you rather live in a sand castle with crab citizens or a castle made of dirt with worms

Sand castle with crab citizens

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

Thank you for the tag!!!

It's going to be okay, but it's going to be different

- That one dog in a chair underwater

@piney-45 @lyssified @tealeafstew @techsharkie

Was tagged by @jade-efflorescence — give a color palette, a nice quote, and a song rec; then tag 10 other beautiful Tumblrinas

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” —Vincent Van Gogh

tagging: @thatscarletflycatcher @thejonderettegirl @magpie-trove @ealyserose @livinginamovieivewatched @itstimetogo @chrispy-cronchy @bluecastlemistawis

I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents

Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

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AHHHHHGGH I AM SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDD I LOVE OCTOBER!!!!

I LOVE GARLIC

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

I love the little guy

quick isopod/rolly polly doodle featuring my bad digital art skills

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency