19 Year Anniversary

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

Do you like

Yes

I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents

Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

I hope you break your phone

:(