Have A Nice Day!!!

Are you a vampire

Nope

Definitely not

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

I HATE HIGHSCHOOL WHY DOES MATH HAVE TO BE SO HARD

I don't use pinterest very often

@piney-45 @lyssified @thxnks4themrms @lucithecrow @magical-grrrl-mavis

first five pics on your Pinterest feed is your vibe xx

@oceanblvdbabe @cokebitch @stargirlanthem @s33th1ngg @vivs-soul @avelona @a-daisys-secret @blue-dollie @ballerinainterrupted

And anyone else who wants to join xx

19 year anniversary

the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!

all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks

I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever

:))

"You can't make friends onli-" I would defend any of my Tumblr mutuals to the death with only a pocket knife and random rock, you heathen.

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)