Odysseus, Just Murdered 108 People And Still Covered In Blood: I’m A Different Man Now… I’ve Done

Okay I have a vision. Odysseus literally JUST woke up after getting top surgery, and he's feeling pretty loopy and he's also like half-asleep so he thinks Penelope is someone else😭

Odysseus: "my wife, she'll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.."

Penelope: "I am your wife."

Machine starts beeping

Odysseus: "What's up? ;)"

Penelope laughs

Who confessed first? Ody or Dio?

The thing is I have 2 separate stories on Odydio. One is for the happy go lucky everyone is happy and lean more on Headcanon (OdyDioPen AU ofc). The other, is what I actually think would most likely actually happened in my hc of Diomedes and Odysseus relationship.

The happy one, Dio definitely confessed. King of Ithaca will spend hours explaining his complicated relationship with Dio without actually confirming nor denies it. Diomedes becomes part of the Ithaca family and happily married Ody and Penelope. 💙

As for the other, none confessed. While Odysseus does love and appreciate time they had, Dio was a comfort for him, someone that he managed to depend on emotionally at war and the only thing closest to ‘home’ for Odysseus. Diomedes is deeply in love with Odysseus because he is someone who truly sees him as himself, not his father. Someone who finds humanity within him. Odysseus is aware of that affection, but both dare not to speak about it, Diomedes knows Odysseus ‘home’ is at Ithaca and not himself. They parted at Troy and had their goodbye. Odysseus expected Dio to finally confess his feeling but Dio chose not to do so. He doesn’t want Ody to feel guilty about his own feelings. He wouldn’t want to be selfish so he’ll keep that feeling to himself forever. His only desire is for Ody to happily return home.

Oh lord I need to consume OdyDioPen content immediately after typing this, god😞

aaaaaaaaaaaa the iliad/odyssey as cat memes aaaaaaaaaaaaa

my contribution to the epic fandom, based on this song

Athena's thoughts rn.

I also did this. Apollo’s forgot about the loophole.

My girl Cassandra deserved a better fate. Let her be one of the Ithacan sisters.

ODYSSEUS.

When I get my hands on you, consensually of course, I'm going to [CENSORED] and then I'm going to grab your [CENSORED] and I'll [CENSORED]. And then I'm going to rip off your clothes and bite your [CENSORED] until you're [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]. Then I'll get the strap, and then I'll [CENSORED] until your [CENSORED] is completely [CENSORED].

Sound good? :3

Outis!

In Godgames Zeus says "no one beats me. No one wins my game", implying that he's hosted it before. This is supported by all the other gods being totally unphased about having to rap battle against Athena.

The only one who has never heard of this game is Athena herself. We know this because A) she didn't know who "them" was referring to and B) Zeus had to explain the rules to her.

Now I find it funny that in none of the past Godgames Athena participated because we all know she would've RULED. However I doubt it's for a lack of Zeus asking. I think Zeus rang Athena up and went "need you for a game" and Athena went "oh, sorry Dad, I'm hanging out with friends this weekend. Next time though, haha..."

HAPPY VALETINES DESPITE ME ALWAYS FORGETTING ABOUT IT

Perhaps some odypen to celebrate?

have this ych i enjoyed doing of them :)

collection of odypen doodles i have been working on for the past few days ...