A Little Flirtinggggg

Was curious how far Ithaca was from troy today while listening to epic the musical and rereading the illiad and I found this map

I think odysseus would have been better just to walk😭

hey could we see more odypen interactions in ur au? :D

ask and u shall receive anon! :3

thank u for asking and being interested in my au yippieee

if u guys have more u wanna see from this au, just drop an ask hehe… anyway more yapping below the cut

working on a comic rn about how they started talking (tldr: joint practice, they play a 3v3 match, ody gets too distracted bc penelope looks so good when she’s spiking and then gets hit in the face with the ball of course)

but once they started dating, they’re just constantly together ALL the time… like if someone wanted to know where odysseus was they would just ask penelope (she probably got an airtag on him or smth)

they go to each other’s matches 100%

if there’s a joint practice, both of them just admire and drool over the other during the match

everybody honestly finds it sickening but nobody dares to say anything bc they’re quite intimidated by penelope + odysseus has too much blackmail on everyone so

anyway i love odypen <3

More incorrect quotes

Odysseus: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Odysseus: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Eurylochus: Uh 4? Odysseus: Wrong, no food for you. Eurylochus: Wait what?! WHY?! ODYSSEUS PLEASE—!

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Odysseus: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Hermes. Amen.

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Odysseus, when his crew accuses him of hubris after he gives his name to the cyclopes: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego! Odysseus: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Penelope: I love murder mysteries Odysseus, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

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Odysseus: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Odysseus: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Eurylochus: You looked in a mirror? Odysseus: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

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Odysseus: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Odysseus: I would say I feel sorry, but we all know that I've done much, much worse

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Odysseus: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. His crew: Awwww- Odysseus: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." His crew: Oh.

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Odysseus: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

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Odysseus, after giving his name to the cyclopes: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.

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Odysseus at the 108 suitors trying to marry his wife: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

This is one isn’t very in character but it made me laugh so hard

Odysseus: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Penelope made me get tested.

See, I feel like everyone's missing something in Would You Fall in Love With Me Again

Because, everyone's been talking about how Penelope is telling him she never fell out of love with him, but that's not what she SAYS, she says something far more impactful and assuring

She doesn't say "I still love you" she says "I WILL fall in love with you over and over again" because if you really have changed SO MUCH that you are no longer the man that I married, then I will simply fall in love with you all over again

Every day you will change a little, every day you are a different man ever so slightly, and I do not and will not care because that just allows me to fall in love with you over and over again for ever. I will never fall out of love because every day I fall in love with you all over again just like it's the first time.

Maybe you aren't the same man I knew, maybe I am not the same woman you knew, but it doesn't matter because we love eachother all the same

We will fall in love again, every single day that we wake up to see the others face will be a day of love renewed, I promise you that I will fall in love with you everytime I see you until the day I die because you are MY husband and I will love you no matter what.

Because, you asked if I would fall in love with you again so I'm telling you, no doubt about it, I WILL

Even more incorrect quotes

Penelope: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Odysseus: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Penelope: Penelope: You mean ring bearER, right? Odysseus: Penelope: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. -

Odysseus: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Penelope: The dishes. Odysseus: Wh- Penelope: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times. -

Odysseus, sweating: Penelope, there’s something I need to ask you- Penelope: Finally! You’re proposing! Odysseus: How’d you know? Penelope: Odysseus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Penelope: I even picked it up once. -

Odysseus, throwing his head into Penelope's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Penelope, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. -

Odysseus: This date is boring! Penelope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Odysseus: Then why did you invite me? Penelope: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Penelope I'll do whatever I want! -

Odysseus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Penelope: This is a lie. Penelope: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Penelope: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Penelope: Are you trying to seduce me? Odysseus: Why, are you seducible?

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Penelope: I’m in love with you. Odysseus: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Penelope: I know. Odysseus: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Odysseus, trying to flirt with Penelope: I think both of our families suck.

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Penelope: Is something burning? Odysseus, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Penelope: Odysseus, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Odysseus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Penelope, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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*Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Penelope’s bedroom.* Penelope: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Odysseus: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Odysseus: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Penelope:

Odysseus: (sleeping next to Penelope)

Penelope: Nice.

Odysseus: (cuddles closer to Penelope, still sleeping)

Penelope: (choking back tears) N I C E.

Help wisdom saga has me on chokehold

I like the idea of the father-son dynamic between Odysseus and Achilles. It's funny to imagine Achilles being the strongest warrior who wipes out armies only to later be scolded by Ody for not eating his veggies hahaha (Achilles would probably see Dio in this dynamic as an unwanted stepparent hahaha)

And what do you think about those two? How would you describe their dynamic (before the blanket burrito)

Yeah, I can see Achilles being this edgy rebellious son and Odysseus as his unsupportive dad😭 They probably fight all the time and Odysseus definitely ended every argument with “GO BACK TO YOUR TENT! YOU’RE GROUNDED” and Achilles walking back to his tent yelling “YOU CAN’T GROUND ME IM A LITERAL SOLDIER GODDAMMIT”

For Diomedes, there is no actual age stated for him but he was described as the youngest of the generals so the possibility of him being the same age or even younger than Achilles is actually really funny to me. Like Odysseus treating Achilles like a literal child but act completely normal with Diomedes who maybe is YOUNGER than Achilles.

Imagine this, Ody catching Achilles and Patroclus making out and just sat both of them down like…

Ody: Okay, me and Diomedes brought you two here to teach you about the birds and the bees-

Achilles: I’m literally older than Diomedes.

Ody: ……And your point is….?

This is odydio to me