Young Odysseus And The Argive Brothers!

made a lil odydio animatic thing of qinny's gorgeous amazing designs @qinnyanimation

i have such bad brain worms of them rn

odysseus of ithaca this is not your tent

(odydio for healing the soul !!)

aw, what a cute married couple

Crawling back to you

Details + reference picture! I love them >V<

OOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACAAAAAA

he's just a (warlord) <3

Even more incorrect quotes

Penelope: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Odysseus: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Penelope: Penelope: You mean ring bearER, right? Odysseus: Penelope: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. -

Odysseus: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Penelope: The dishes. Odysseus: Wh- Penelope: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times. -

Odysseus, sweating: Penelope, there’s something I need to ask you- Penelope: Finally! You’re proposing! Odysseus: How’d you know? Penelope: Odysseus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Penelope: I even picked it up once. -

Odysseus, throwing his head into Penelope's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Penelope, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. -

Odysseus: This date is boring! Penelope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Odysseus: Then why did you invite me? Penelope: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Penelope I'll do whatever I want! -

Odysseus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Penelope: This is a lie. Penelope: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Penelope: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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Penelope: Are you trying to seduce me? Odysseus: Why, are you seducible?

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Penelope: I’m in love with you. Odysseus: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Penelope: I know. Odysseus: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Odysseus, trying to flirt with Penelope: I think both of our families suck.

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Penelope: Is something burning? Odysseus, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Penelope: Odysseus, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Odysseus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Penelope, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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*Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Penelope’s bedroom.* Penelope: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Odysseus: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Odysseus: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Penelope:

Persephone with cuteness agression.

Penelope will always be a girlboss because by sitting behind the 12 axes she told the suitors to shoot through cleanly, not only was she

mocking them by being showing she was fully confident they wouldn’t succeed

But also BASICALLY TELLING EVERYONE THAT THEY WILL NEVER BE BETTER THAN HER HUSBAND WHO ACTUALLY COULD SHOOT THROUGH 12 AXES.

AND ON TOP IF THAT PROVING HER LOVE TO ODY BY SAYING THAT IF ANYONE WERE TO EVER SUCCEED THE CHALLENGE AND BECOME KING, THEY WOULD’VE KILLED HER BY DOING SO. QUITE LITERALLY, SHED RATHER DIE THAN RULE WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN ODYSSEUS!!!