Old OdyPen 💪
No le pidas que mueva la cama dónde te juró amor eterno, eso jamás
Eurylochus: umm, captain?
Odysseus: yes?
Eurylochus: since we’re not going to be killed by Poseidon, I feel like you should know this, I opened the wind bag.
Odysseus: ok.
Eurylochus: that’s it?
Odysseus: yeah. I mean if you opening up the wind bag had bigger consequences I would be PISSED! But nothing happened. So yeah just don’t do something like that again. Deal?
Eurylochus: oh, uh yeah deal. I was expecting you to be angrier, but I guess since nothing happened we have nothing to worry about! Awesome! Can’t wait to go home and see my wife.
Odysseus: as I can’t wait to see mine.
*Meanwhile at Ithaca.*
Telemachus: so, my dad blinded your son, and then made a dad joke to you?
Poseidon: a few things left out, but yeah you get the gist.
Telemachus: what does that have to do with me? I’m like 5.
Poseidon: just a heads up, when your dad comes back, I’ll give you and him like pffft, how does 5 minutes sound?
Telemachus: why kill him at all? Just leave him be?
Poseidon: BECAUSE I HAVE A FUCKING REPUTATION TO KEEP UP! Dumb fuck.
Telemachus: will anyone even care by then?
Poseidon: ugh yes! Zeus will! Like he’s such an 💅asshole💅!
Persephone with cuteness agression.
my contribution to the epic fandom, based on this song
Athena's thoughts rn.
Odysseus: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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Odysseus: Hey I got you food, pick a number between 1 and 10. Eurylochus: Uh 4? Odysseus: Wrong, no food for you. Eurylochus: Wait what?! WHY?! ODYSSEUS PLEASE—!
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Odysseus: I wish I had acid. Thank you, Hermes. Amen.
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Odysseus, when his crew accuses him of hubris after he gives his name to the cyclopes: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego! Odysseus: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Penelope: I love murder mysteries Odysseus, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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Odysseus: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.
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Odysseus: Met a dumbass today. Awful. Eurylochus: You looked in a mirror? Odysseus: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.
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Odysseus: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Odysseus: I would say I feel sorry, but we all know that I've done much, much worse
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Odysseus: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. His crew: Awwww- Odysseus: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." His crew: Oh.
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Odysseus: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Odysseus, after giving his name to the cyclopes: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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Odysseus at the 108 suitors trying to marry his wife: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
This is one isn’t very in character but it made me laugh so hard
Odysseus: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Penelope made me get tested.
other versions under the cut (w/o blood, younger, and og) :3
Alexander Hamilton x Odiseo 🗣!!
Cards are his best weapon and he won't waste it /jk
Idk
I'm in love with Luffy rn Currently hyperfixating: One Piece Main fandoms I'm in: Rottmnt, Transformers Prime, One Piece, The Mandalorian and AOT ⚠️DNI⚠️: Tcest, incest, proshippers, pedophiles, racists, disrespectful people, toxic bitches‼️
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