Here’s The Odydio God Au I Did In Late October Oh My God I Completely Forgot About This

Penelope Watching Odysseus Show Off

Odysseus: [ dramatically throws a spear and nails the target ]

Penelope: You do realize I don’t care, right?

Odysseus: Yeah, but … did you see it?

Penelope: I literally just said I don’t care.

Athena, whispering to Penelope: He’s trying so hard. Maybe clap or something.

When you’re about to grab your girl but you accidentally grab your brother in law instead.

This joke never gets old.

diomedes and his feral small dog

the mfs he’s talking to btw:

Even more incorrect quotes

Penelope: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Odysseus: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Penelope: Penelope: You mean ring bearER, right? Odysseus: Penelope: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding. -

Odysseus: Talk dirty to me, baby~ Penelope: The dishes. Odysseus: Wh- Penelope: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times. -

Odysseus, sweating: Penelope, there’s something I need to ask you- Penelope: Finally! You’re proposing! Odysseus: How’d you know? Penelope: Odysseus, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Penelope: I even picked it up once. -

Odysseus, throwing his head into Penelope's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Penelope, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are. -

Odysseus: This date is boring! Penelope: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Odysseus: Then why did you invite me? Penelope: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Penelope I'll do whatever I want! -

Odysseus: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. Penelope: This is a lie. Penelope: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie. Penelope: HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

-

Penelope: Are you trying to seduce me? Odysseus: Why, are you seducible?

-

Penelope: I’m in love with you. Odysseus: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Penelope: I know. Odysseus: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

-

Odysseus, trying to flirt with Penelope: I think both of our families suck.

-

Penelope: Is something burning? Odysseus, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Penelope: Odysseus, the toaster is literally on fire.

-

Odysseus, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Penelope, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

-

*Odysseus comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Penelope’s bedroom.* Penelope: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Odysseus: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Odysseus: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Penelope:

ATHENA!!!

Well, I did the same shit but with Odysseus, why? I was bored, that's all. What a pain in the ass to do this, everyone, no joke, EVERYONE- looks like they want to be impregnated.

(Please, take this as a joke xd)

Below I leave the names of the creators in order:

@brittpowwpixel (on YouTube)

@neal-illustrator

@duvetbox

@gwendyns2dstudios (on YouTube)

@ximenanatzel

@wolfythewitch

@mircsy

@gigizetz

@anniflamma

Got bored and started Odysseus tweeting

Telemarketing being a bit too serious

Odypen save me odypen

Also ody in a dress cus I can heheh

I saw this and just thought of them

they live in my head 24/7

Odysseus and Penelope before Ody leaving for war