So Right So True So Factual So Correct

If Donald Trump wins I'm dying

Out of Touch

Out of Touch

How impressive!!

I just went to what might be the nicest petco I’ve ever been to (super nice enclosures, very active and healthy animals) and met this starfish. This isn’t sped up. He was actually going this fast.

You're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're so right you're

Love love love characters that present themselves as emotionally open social butterflies but the more you see of them the more obvious it is that they’re the most closed off fuckers in the story. Sure, they want to help you with your personal problems and messy emotions, but if you turn that shit back on them, they’ll shut down or deflect every time. Why are you sticking your nose in their business anyway? It’s not like it matters. They’re not a person, they’re just a role being played. They’re the guy who fixes things and saves people. Please ignore the man behind the mask, he’s fine. Everything’s fine.

I just find the sentence "a question of sufficient luigi" hilarious

LMAO of course!!!

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

I'm having soup

Each time before I take a sip I say "soop"

I have two cups of soop

I'm saving the other one for later

THIS IS SO ME

baby can’t see shit.

THE TUMBLRS SHALL BE ANGERED BY SUCH FOOLISHNESS

you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe