Deoxyribo-nucleic - Vast Space

when I was a senior this guy a grade below me, we’ll call him T, was messing with a girl and one of my classmates had a younger brother in that grade, D, and D was friends with the girl so he told the T to meet him in the bathroom to duke it out. we left lunch and started to walk down the hall only to be hit with an awful smell and a few teachers telling us we couldn’t go down the hall. a while later, word got around that D punched T in the gut and he pooped in his pants. I dont know if any school has a drill or procedure to follow for that kind of thing but we weren’t allowed to leave the classroom for a while.

tldr: this guy literally got the crap punched out of him

I discovered the ADHD haver’s best friend:

a mac app called helium that puts Netflix in a tiny floating window on your screen that you can make translucent and also click through, so you can watch tv and surf the web at the same time, it’s great

(That’s more see through than I like but this way it shows up in the picture)

Happy multitasking y’all!

It  costs  $0 dollars  to  not  make  fun  of Autistic  people

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

my brain: I have an idea

my art skills: no you fucking don’t