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this post ESPECIALLY the tags are the most accurate description of the Witcher I've seen

need background noise as i write and started to watch the witcher. i find the found family funny. three parents all divorced from each other simultaneously somehow raising their daughter. good for them. the coparenting dream.

Joey rly said “lets bury this” and proceeded to drop some profound shit and buried me with it

Hello there, 👋

From the bottom of my heart, I thank you for your support of our cause.🇵🇸❤️

You are one of the few remaining free souls now. 🫶

I hope you can take a look at my campaign on the pinned post on my profile ,and help us by donating or sharing our campaign to reach the largest number of supporters.🌹🌹

Thanks a lot in advance ❤️❤️❤️

The people of Palestine are being massacred daily, unfortunately i have nothing to give, but i want to use my platform to help people, so if you can, donate five ten or even twenty dollars, these people need our help, also if you can reblog, share this as much as possible that would be incredible as i know for a fact this post is going to be suppressed. Thank you, free Palestine.

the worst tragedy of my week

I'm writing right now and I've written a good chunk of story so as a treat i got myself a box of mini powdered donuts, and I'm eating them near my keyboard when my asshole of a cat comes over and knocks it over, still closed at that moment so my dumbass reaches for it as its falling and it pops open getting donut powder all over my carpet and keyboard and now i'm sad because my donuts hit the ground

in order to get my calligraphy skills better I wrote down the entirety of Farewell Wanderlust because i have too much time on my hands

they way you win is by having Jaskier the longest. Lambert once had him for six months, and no one has been able to beat that because Geralt has figured out their little game, so he makes sure to get to Jaskier as soon as possible

One year, as a prank on Geralt, everyone at Kaer Morhen decided to play a game they called "Pass the Bard."

The game starts in spring when one person has to locate Jaskier before Geralt does. They then travel with Jaskier until they encounter another witcher, whom they pass the Bard to.

The objective is to keep Jaskier away from Geralt for as long as possible.

The transition between Elsa’s Song and Pray is DIABOLICAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GO FROM SOBBING OVER. SAD LOVE STORY TO SCREAMING "GOD MADE ALL MAN IN HIS IMAGE HONEY IM IM NO MAN" IN SO LITTLE TIME

I see people talking about Joey’s voice, or Madeleine’s voice but we never talk ABOUT HOW WELL THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER, they both have incredible range and that makes for fantastic vocals they can go from Welly Boots to Farewell Wanderlust in a single song, thats so UGH i love them

The witcher fandom is so lucky to have joey batey and 3/4 of them don't even realise it. Like, he put so much love into playing Jaskier. He's read the books numerous times, wrote Jaskier's songs, collaborated to help write Jaskier and Radovid's romance in s3 to make sure it was done properly, supports his co-stars and praises them, helped mahesh jadu when he first accepted the role of Vilggefortz because mahesh hadn't read the books yet, and through it all he remains constantly humble and doesn't like compliments. The man lives and breathes his job and we are so damn lucky.

I just got a new keyboard, and maybe it's the tism, but I love the clickity clackity the keys make, I need to know if anyone else relates

Also, I may post a fanfic one shot in the near future, I think this keyboard helped my writers block

Jaskier isn't even phased by the flame. He knows what's about to happen and if you look in his eyes, they're just tired. He's tired and numb, he's dissociating to protect himself. Sure there's a little fear in his eyes, but for the most part they're either blank or angry.

My point? Joey's acting is genuinely incredible.

as someone who's a fair amount through Tower of the Swallow yeah, this was my reaction

GUYS- JOEY CONFIRMED THAT THE TWO MEN IN A TENT JOKE FROM PRUNING SHEARS IS THE SHERLOCK AND WATSON JOKE IM DYING

Source: https://youtu.be/u2LeEK5XJiQ?si=AkKIKAJrPIRxHmVV

Time stamp is 13:40 ish

The way I would give up my first born to see the Amazing Devil live is wild

No thoughts, head empty, just Madeleines ghostly vocals in Elsa’s Song

I will inevitably read this again so im saving it <3

I was asking my fantastic friend @sleepingreader what I should do this friday eve, and was told "I would love to see jaskier but he's a horrible swan". So here it is. I share it because frankly, I find myself hilarious. I'm not sorry. And thank you Ella-la, this made me laugh.

"…. What is going on?" Geralt asks, watching the mayhem happening on the village square.

Hissing and shrieking and mocking laughter made the soundtrack to a big, angry swan chasing a man around what seems to be his own stall of jewery.

"You know how Jaskier is a magpie?" Ciri says with an amused smile, leaning against the doorway to the inn with her hood up, braid carefully tucked out of sight. "Turns out the ring he tried out was cursed, and he is letting the owner know his thoughts about it."

Geralt moves to stand behind her, letting Ciri lean back against him as they watch the scene unfold.

The Jaskier-Swan is hissing in ways he usually credits things with contracts at them, nipping after the fat man, only to get a beak full of cheak silk trousers.

His pale ass is bared to the village square and more people are stopping to watch the spectacle, some not even bothering to hide their mirth behind their hands.

"He had it coming," someone says a bit further away.

"When would be a good time to intervene?" Geralt asks Ciri, enjoying the sound of her giggles and the shrieks of the vendor.

However, he isn't enjoying watching more and more of that pale ass, as his trousers slip lower and lower while trying to get away from the big, feathered beasts.

Ciri pretends to consider it, the panicking crook stumbling over his own feet, trouser slipping dangerously low, and Geralt makes the decision.

"Menace," he tells her, ruffling the top of her head over the hood.

"Hey!" She complains, but lets Geralt step past her and into the square.

The moment the swan notices him, he comes charging, hissing and honking with his wings spread, ranting in a bird way that is very much Jaskier's way of telling Geralt exactly what he needs to do to that man. Throwing a hissyfit has never been more fitting, Geralt thinks to himself with a smirk.

The vendor takes his chance and tries to slink off, but Jaskier whirls on him and with his neck low charges at him again.

Geralt wonders what Jaskier will think when he admits he has no idea to turn him back…

Its weird to think that there was a time in my life where I didn’t know what the Witcher was, or even the Amazing Devil. Like i cannot physically imagine my life without those two fixations at this point

Regarding the Man or bear question

Guy: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear?

femme: Bear.

Guy: ok

*In the woods*

femme: *sees a man in a white wedding gown, singing like a faerie* *looks at him weird bc wtaf is a man doing in the woods dressed like a runaway bride*

Bear: Oh don't worry, that's just Joey Batey, he does that sometimes.

‘“Where have you been?” She’ll whisper’

MADELEINE WHISPERING WHILE JOEY SINGS ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY

Why I love the Song of the Seven:

Reason 1. Joey’s voice has so much range in it, from his growls and his harmonies

Reason 2. HOLY SHIT

Reason 3. It is a big ol fuck you to the government

Reason 4. WE WILL RISE

Reason 5. OML

Guts, I had a thought; a Geregis fic inspired by That Unwanted Animal-

Fish music fish music

I love sneaking the Amazing Devil references into my fanfics, it’s a lil treat for the TAD bitches and it’ll go right over the heads of the not TAD bitches

I adore the term “lover” because it could mean they’re a man, or a woman, or non binary, or Cthulhu, they’ll never know

I do not see enough Madeleine Hyland appreciation for the magnificent performances she consistently does in The Amazing Devil. Where is all the love for The Calling???? Pray??? "Im more than what my mum told me to be"???? Little miss Why So?

Even when i see people talking about Farewell Wanderlust i only ever hear people talking about Joeys bit at the end [which is fantastic] but. What.

Madeleines voice is so bloody good

Every time I listen to Battle Cries I have an existential crisis on whether I should sing Joey's part or Madeleines part

Nothing like laying in bed, listening to music,staring into the abyss, and creating unhinged scenarios

Long live King Radovid