One thing I love in the Bridgerton books is how Whistledown always mention Colin as Charming because Pen is in love with him and is like 'dude is so gorgeous, here's Colin Bridgerton the most beautful, lovely man to ever exist" and he's like "Whistledown thinks I am nothing but a pretty face".
My beloved google assistant vs the evil unasked for dogshit stupid ass dumb mother fucking google gemini
I feel like I’m missing something that everyone else has
okay cbs ghosts writers another virgin joke and i'm going to start killing people
Mike Dodds. That's it. That's the tweet.
did u mean: daddy?
Joe Goldberg when somebody dares to make him face the consequences of his own actions
Music To Watch Boys To (WIP)
AN: Set in 2014, canon adjacent. Mostly writing this as a coping mechanism.
Warnings: angst, implied trauma, self criticism, implied alcoholism, slow burn
You Belong with Me
Fuck it I love you
Brooklyn Baby
Born to Die
Salvatore
High Infidelity
Chapter 7
i’d let her babysit my kids