Does Anyone Else Ever Think That Obi-Wan Thought Ahsoka Was Killed During Order 66?

Was this not the series

Ah yes. Females. The reason I still have a (slight) will to live.

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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Beautiful.

after the war ends, Obi-Wan desperately wants to quit the Council, but Mace keeps rejecting his resignations

so Obi-Wan decides to take matters into his own hands: if he can’t resign formally, he’s going to get himself kicked off

he starts by showing up to Council meetings intoxicated, and wearing increasingly outrageous (and frequently revealing) clothing

when his own efforts fail to get any reaction out of Mace, he recruits outside assistance

he sends Anakin wearing a fake beard and mustache to attend as him (which has the side benefit of convincing Anakin that he never, ever, wants anything to do with the Council)

Cody attends wearing Obi-Wan’s clothes and lightsaber, but making no other attempt to disguise himself

Quinlan breaks in during a meeting, makes out with Obi-Wan for two minutes straight, then smashes through a window to make his daring escape

Ahsoka does her best Hondo impression and shows up to kidnap Obi-Wan in the middle of a session, with Rex and the Bad Batch (in their normal, full armor) as her dastardly pirate crew

and while certain members of the Council are outraged, Obi-Wan still can’t even get Mace to consider his resignation

of course, Mace isn’t going to tell Obi-Wan that his efforts have backfired: this is the most entertainment Mace has had in YEARS, he’s wasn’t letting Obi-Wan quit before he started this, and now at least half the reason is that he wants to see what Obi-Wan’ll try next

Alfred responds with: “of course, what kind?”

Bruce: o-o

I’ve just had the thought of Bruce Wayne running out of eyeliner and having to awkwardly ask Alfred if he can buy him some more ahsjsllfdls why is this making me laugh so much😭😂

Replace [ ] with Rudy

Alejandro : You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not [ ].

Valeria : What? Not everyone likes [ ].

Alejandro : Who doesn’t?

Valeria : Well——

Alejandro : Names, now. Give me their names.

And they were roommates.

Oh my god they were rOOmAtEs.

When all you do is shitpost but you somehow have almost 20 followers.

fuck it, arcane edit to hadestown (don’t judge too hard, I edit on my phone)

Or, in some cases, all of the above

one does not simply become a queer fan of tolkien without fixating on aragorn/legolas, samwise/frodo, gimli/legolas, or thorin/bilbo… it is folly.