Latest Posts by di-abolical - Page 2
Bilbo was only gone for like, a week, and Thorin acts like will never see him again
*Bilbo has gone to Dale to get seeds for his garden*
Dwalin: Hey, Thorin--
Thorin: Bilbo used to called me Thorin ;-;
Dwalin: That's because it's your fucking name you idiot.
Or, in some cases, all of the above
one does not simply become a queer fan of tolkien without fixating on aragorn/legolas, samwise/frodo, gimli/legolas, or thorin/bilbo… it is folly.
I’m for Baymax fully knowing how capitalism works and knowingly shoplifting and/or convincing people to give him things in the name of free healthcare.
Scratch that- I NEED Baymax to support free healthcare
possible explanations for Baymax being able to get 10 bags full of menstrual products:
Hiro updated his programming so he can have a bit of money linked to a debit card or something
Baymax has no money but found an employee instead. Baymax politely and calmly told them that he needs to get a small city's worth of pads and tampons right away, you see he has a patient and it's very urgent, and the cashier who does NOT get paid enough to argue with or explain the concept of capitalism to an 8 foot tall crimefighting robot was like "man, just go"
Baymax knows exactly how money and capitalism works but thinks it has no place in medicine, and regularly just straight-up shoplifts in the name of free and effective healthcare
The Clones as Things From The Last Week of School
Summer's coming y'all!
Rex- Those awkward last three days of school where you don't bring anything with you so you just wander around empty handed Echo- Writing in peoples yearbooks cute little messages like "omg you are so cute" and "ilysm <3", even though 98% of the time you don't mean it because you don't like or even know half of these people Fives- Writing the ultimate "My Summer Plans" somewhere and bragging about that weekend vacation to the lake your dad is taking you on in July. Jesse- Crying because you won't see your bestie for like 2 days when everyone is saying goodbye the last few minutes of the school year. You guys practically live together calm down brittany. Kix- Wearing the kickoff of your summer wardrobe to school the last week so everyone will know how HOT you will be poolside this year Tup- Some schools do an end of the year survey, and I love being able to use this opportunity to anonymously tell certain admins that they suck Dogma- Walking into empty classrooms because half of your classmates skipped but your mom wouldn't let you. Hardcase- helping the teacher take down all of the posters and playing with the little sticky tabs that you take off the back Coric- Spending an entire class period hanging out in the gym or hall because there is really nothing to do. Bly- Watching the end of the year breakups like a fireworks show, and guessing if the couple will be back together by next year or dating someone else. 99- That amazing feeling of just dumping everything in your locker and desk into the garbage/recycling when you clean everything out Cody- Actually getting to relax and talk to your teachers like a normal human being. Waxer/Boil- Field Day. Just a complete and utter waste of a sunny day pretending to do Gym stuff when in reality the only reason you are doing it is to enjoy the 5 cent Popsicle they give out at the end Wolffe- Showing up 3 hours late the entire month of May with a Starbucks in hand every morning. Boost/Sinker- Finally not giving a shit because your grades are all passing anyways and just quickly finishing all of your finals so you can shit around Hunter- Walking right into the classroom, lying your head on the desk, and putting your headphones in-every class- for the entire school day Wrecker- experiencing the "senior prank" of the year. Tech- TURNING IN THOSE HEAVY ASS OUTDATED TEXTBOOKS YOU ONLY USED TWICE THE ENTIRE YEAR, EVEN THOUGH YOUR TEACHER INSISTED YOU NEEDED THEM EVERY DAMN DAY. Crosshair- wildly hating the teacher that makes you work up until the last day of school. 9 out of 10 times this is an Algebra teacher. Omega- School selfies with friends, teachers Howzer- Enjoying the "senior walk" of your local high school as the 12th graders leave on their last day and you get to cut class early to go and wave at them Fox- LOL don't worry you will be back, you landed in summer school. Gregor- Fun field trip for certain grades for the last week of school that are a tradition for the school (amusement parks, a special picnic)
The ratio is:
If I can see it, there is too much corpse.
Was this not the series
wait….are any americans aware that the cia overthrew the democratically-elected premier of iran in 1953 because he wouldn’t concede to western oil demands….and how that coup was the reason for the shah’s return to power, the iranian revolution, and the resulting fundamentalist dictatorship…..like, america literally dissolved iranian democracy and no one knows about it???
Reblogging for the sheer fury Anakin would rant to the clones about as Obi-Wan dies of laughter in the background
TCW season 7 hopes:
- Rex starts a union and the clones go on strike. They get picket signs and catchy chants and everything
- literally everyone knows about Anakin and Padme but they let him continue sneaking around and making dumb excuses because it's just so entertaining
- Maul returns as a ghost to haunt Obi-Wan, but Obi doesn't even notice and Maul is angy
-Ahsoka breaks Bariss Offee out of prison and they work together as vigilantes
- Wrecker adopts a stray animal and yeets anyone who tells him he can't keep it
- Bad Batch in every episode. And I mean EVERY. EPISODE.
- Someone finds out about order 66 and all the Jedi just...leave the Jedi order a day before Palps gives the command and the clones have no idea what to do because technically they aren't Jedi anymore
- Delta squad cameos. Give me Scorch being silly and Sev being annoyed with him or give me death.
- Padme is hormonal and cranky and everyone is absolutely TERRIFIED of her
- all the galaxy seems to think Clovis is the father and Anakin, unable to prove them wrong, is just *pulls out hair while silent screaming*
- Palpatine gets so annoyed that nobody ever seems to know the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise that he publishes it and it becomes a best seller
Another amazing fix that I would like to keep track of
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17945552
Beautiful.
after the war ends, Obi-Wan desperately wants to quit the Council, but Mace keeps rejecting his resignations
so Obi-Wan decides to take matters into his own hands: if he can’t resign formally, he’s going to get himself kicked off
he starts by showing up to Council meetings intoxicated, and wearing increasingly outrageous (and frequently revealing) clothing
when his own efforts fail to get any reaction out of Mace, he recruits outside assistance
he sends Anakin wearing a fake beard and mustache to attend as him (which has the side benefit of convincing Anakin that he never, ever, wants anything to do with the Council)
Cody attends wearing Obi-Wan’s clothes and lightsaber, but making no other attempt to disguise himself
Quinlan breaks in during a meeting, makes out with Obi-Wan for two minutes straight, then smashes through a window to make his daring escape
Ahsoka does her best Hondo impression and shows up to kidnap Obi-Wan in the middle of a session, with Rex and the Bad Batch (in their normal, full armor) as her dastardly pirate crew
and while certain members of the Council are outraged, Obi-Wan still can’t even get Mace to consider his resignation
of course, Mace isn’t going to tell Obi-Wan that his efforts have backfired: this is the most entertainment Mace has had in YEARS, he’s wasn’t letting Obi-Wan quit before he started this, and now at least half the reason is that he wants to see what Obi-Wan’ll try next
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5243690
I need a way to remember this masterpiece so I can re-read it
Alfred responds with: “of course, what kind?”
Bruce: o-o
I’ve just had the thought of Bruce Wayne running out of eyeliner and having to awkwardly ask Alfred if he can buy him some more ahsjsllfdls why is this making me laugh so much😭😂
Rebloging so I remember when it updates!
It’s warm and cozy and honestly perfect.
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for Captain America, a Witch and a Fluffy White Cat, a shrunkyclunks soulmate AU by @thedamageofherdays 😍 22k, E
created for @marveltrumpshate
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my art ✵ commissions ✵ Twitter
The lightning was a paid actor.
I sent this to my sister and she was like "congratulations on finally channeling Thranduil as an alternative personality"
Bucky Barnes + Tumblr Text Posts
+ a Civil War Bonus:
Chicken Chicken, chicken chicken chickens
Steve: the secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your boyfriend the same one.
Bucky, putting on both hoodies: you fool. You idiot.
Good luck guys!
sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
YASSSS
Steve: Great invention, Mr. Stark.
Howard, holding a jar of peanut butter: Thank you.
Peggy: But, the name…
Howard: What’s wrong with sticky nut juice?
Bucky: Everything. Every. fuckin. thing.
Alright people, prepare to cry.
So, in Infinity War, the Infinity Gauntlet has the power to change reality right? So what if that means the people that were snapped were never really snapped, they just weren’t able to be seen or interacted with. They could move around and talk, but the people who weren’t dusted would have no idea they were there.
That would mean that the people who were dusted saw their family “ignore” them for five whole years.
Peter thought he saw Tony get tired of him, and work without him.
Bucky thought he saw Steve forget he was there and thought it was karma for him forgetting Steve.
Clint’s family thought they saw their dad and husband leave them all alone.
Groot thought he saw Rocket loose interest in him.
I am emotionally invested in this story now. I must know what happens.
this girl was showing me how many ppl she’s blocked on tumblr and..
And they were roommates.
Oh my god they were rOOmAtEs.
This is why the Razorcrest was so beat up. Poor dad spent all his credits on his son.
Din: *Sigh*
Ah yes. Females. The reason I still have a (slight) will to live.
Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.
The sheer amount of I messed up in the last slide is ✨immaculate✨
THE MANDALORIAN Chapter 9: The Marshal
Tell me this was not how tony stark adopted Peter Parker.
super late but here’s a very specific ship dynamic i’ve been obssessed with recently