If Nimona (2023) Was Released When I Was 10 I Think I'd Be Much More Ok.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

I can fix him.

I say, but it's just the ugliest motherfucking plant I accidentally grew attached to at Hobbi and named Hephaistos

saying ao3 needs to censor certain content is like saying a museum can't have still life art that includes strawberries because you don't like them.

these are not real strawberries. you do not have to, and in fact cannot, eat them. no one with a strawberry allergy will be harmed by looking at them. no migrant workers were exploited in the picking of these strawberries. there were no questionable farming practices or negative environmental impacts from growing or transporting them.

because - and i cannot stress this enough - they are not real strawberries.

if you don't like strawberries, you don't have to look at the paintings. in fact, you can get a map of the museum that lists what works are in what rooms and just. not go in there. if you see one by mistake, you can look away. just keep walking. there's plenty of other stuff to see.

yes, real strawberries can cause real quantifiable harm to real people.

but again. these are not real strawberries.

you may have whatever feelings you like about strawberries, and so can i. you can draw and write about whatever fruit floats your boat, and so can i, even if that happens to be strawberries. and we can hang our art side by side in the same gallery, provided you understand that my strawberries are not about you (and your kumquats are, shocker, not about me) and that - and this is true - neither are real.

and when the fascists break down the doors and grab all the strawberry paintings and heap them in the street and set them on fire, please know that they are coming for your kumquats next.

so if you want a place where you can show off your beautiful kumquat art safely, you're gonna have to tolerate having some strawberries in the next room.

and that's okay. because the strawberries aren't real.

Just came across a map of DCU!USA and I have questions.

After seeing such gems like: Empire City, Science City, Superior City,

My favourite trio; Smallville (A-OK we've heard 'bout you before), Littleville and Big City (??)

But let's not forget about Casino town, Monument point and Amnesty Bay

Who named these towns??(Both in real life and in the comics) Why? Did they have fun??For what reason do half of them contain the word 'City' in itself?? Or am I dumb and this is normal for the US?

Get you a man who can do both

There's two types of writers

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

I envy the people who have to fuck around to find out

I was just sitting around

You deaf bitch of a godly image

I feel the same way about “Urgh”,

Some days “Urgh” is all I am.

“ough” is such a raw emotion i dont think i could live without it

If “Well, this escalated quickly” has a pair, it has to be “Well this escalated further than I thought”, and this post is the prime example

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

Hey doc could you give me Ma Bones?