I don't like getting in to politics but I agree with all this and wanted to share this edit ๐
the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
Arthur from red dead. This has been a head cannon of mine for forever.
im begging you people to start hcing more Big Dudes as transmasc. dudes who are fat or have a lot of muscle or are tall and not just twinks. please. can you do that for me
Let me roller blade please
I bet you. IT'S EXERCISE AND FUN.
The effect that the Bible in Chinese in right ear and Mozart at 2x speed in the left ear would give you
what effect is this supposed to have on me
SplatoonNA:
A conspicuous fax from Grizzco has just arrived!
It reads: "The Next Big Run is expected from 5pm PT on 3/7 to 6pm PT on 3/9 at Inkblot Art Academy. There's a possibility of King Salmoids coming ashore, so please take caution. We appreciate your assistance."
SplatoonJP:
ใฏใใตใณๅไผใใใใใใฐใฉใณใฎใ็ฅใใใ ๏ผ
ใๆฌกๅใฎใใใฐใฉใณใฏใ3ๆ8ๆฅ(ๅ)ๅๅ9ๆ๏ฝ3ๆ10ๆฅ(ๆ)ๅๅ9ๆใๆตทๅฅณ็พ่กๅคงๅญฆใซใฆ็บ็ใใ่ฆ่พผใฟใงใใ
ใชใซใทใฉ้ฃๅไธ้ธใฎๅฏ่ฝๆงใใใใใใใใใใใใๆณจๆใใ ใใใ
ใทใฃใฑใใใฟใชใใพใฎใใใใๅฎใใใใใๅๅใใ้กใใใใใพใใใ
Very tragic story but like when you put it like this...
Captain 3 is the funniest Splatoon character actually
Be some kid on the street
You're 14
Get pressured into joining the army by an old man??
Start going by Agent 3. Which is not a name
Never speak a word (you're canonically too shy)
You just start blasting??
Save the world and liberate an entire race of people somehow???
The entire rest of the series can only happen because you did this
Almost kill the protagonist of Octo Expansion (she is in love with you now)
Turn 16
Become a DJ as a hobby??
Your DJ name is DJ Sango. Sango is just "number 3" in Japanese. Still not a real name
Start taking yourself really seriously
Start wearing a cape
Get knocked unconscious multiple times
Get mind controlled???
It's fine you got better
Turn 21. The old man quits and puts you in charge of the army???
You inherit his hobo outfit. Why are you actually wearing it
Start going by Captain (still not a name)
Still never speak (a girl speaks for you) (she's a famous singer and older than you, why are you making her do this)
Do one (1) cool thing and just sit on your ass the whole rest of the game
Say booyah once
More people show see them ๐
How the fuck does Wasarety do the things that they do? Their mod work is insane.
Go check them out on YouTube, they the goat fr fr.